Cars, Ironic Transportation Oh, the irony

Oh, the irony

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

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Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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No good deed…

SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

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It wasn't me, officer

wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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Knockyoudown 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite

soccerkrzy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.

world_time_1212 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:52

You hypocryte!.

LikeAKid 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:12

Ha you sooooo deserved that!

sceptic 1

Monday 9 January 2012 3:06

Oh you sooooo deserve it, dumb errogant peace of shit!

102muzicluver 2

Tuesday 26 June 2012 1:45

So it's only wrong when someone else speeds but not you cuz I bet there are more kids besides your own that live in that neighborhood.

Migole 36

Wednesday 27 June 2012 21:51

Wow, just wow...Bless instant karma

StzaCrack666 18

Thursday 26 July 2012 14:40

ydi for calling cops.

cupcake330 16

Friday 24 August 2012 8:21

Hypocrite.

picante72 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 11:17

The Coyote caught the road runner at last. That's what you get for inviting the heat into your hood. Beep Beep

Funnyguyproblems 1

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:28

Haha hypocrit

Shazam25 7

Monday 26 August 2013 22:51

Very hypocritical of you. Don't want other people to speed but its okay if you do it. YDI big time and even deserve more.

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