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JAdams - 13/08/2012 00:49 - United States - Newkirk

Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

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wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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don'tdrinkthat - - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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Anonymous - 12/04/2025 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my son dropped a firecracker in my flour storage bin, probably thinking the pop would make flour go everywhere. I guess he’s never heard of a dust explosion because what he actually did was set fire to the flour, causing such a violent shockwave it blew the kitchen window out of the wall. FML

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Anonymous - 27/07/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2015 21:19

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

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CoconutOil 7

Monday 13 August 2012 5:08

Most 15 year olds work on their "math" not "meth" :P

jetsown08 21

Monday 13 August 2012 5:09

Perhaps they need to refine their METHods, then.

hateevryone 14

Monday 13 August 2012 22:56

What a dumbass. You know how teenagers are, always rebellious.

Jasonf6 0

Monday 13 August 2012 23:07

Your son is a ******* idiot. Plz dont let him reproduce.

Breaker132 8

Monday 13 August 2012 23:28

Fifteen here, and I agree that OP's son is an idiot. And no, he's not an idiot because he's a teenager, he's an idiot because he's an idiot. I find it "crystal" clear that baking soda doesn't make methamphetamine.

ishiloh 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 0:10

Too much Breaking Bad...

wisecatlady123 11

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:52

I'm 15 and I know that meth doesn't come from baking soda. Your son must have missed the health lesson on drugs...

tanay97 8

Tuesday 14 August 2012 4:12

Same here

vintage3113 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:00

Someone's been watching too much Breaking Bad!

SausageWaffles 4

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:54

Its called google they should really use it

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Tuesday 14 August 2012 7:10

I would be more pissed that he simply tried. 1) 15 year olds shouldn't know how to make meth or even know all the ingredients 2) things could have turned out a LOT worse had he known what all went into it. I'm pretty sure meth labs explode when the ingredients aren't put in correctly. Not to mention the amount of legal trouble.