New Romantics

By sallyfradoodle - 13/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML

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Friday 13 March 2020 21:13

When you think about it...it’s kind of nice. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Friday 13 March 2020 22:12

That escalated quickly. I'd say he won that round. What else you got?

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DogStew 20

Tuesday 17 March 2020 6:35

Take a human sexuality class and grow up.

the_catherine 9

Tuesday 17 March 2020 14:19

That’s actually a compliment. Just take it 😉

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Saturday 19 February 2022 21:12

To be honest i don't know why that's a problem.

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