Never? Never ever? - FML

Never? Never ever?

By Blue balls forever - 08/12/2025 20:00

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Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML

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Wednesday 10 December 2025 15:43

It sounds like you need a new therapist.

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Wednesday 10 December 2025 15:43

It sounds like you need a new therapist.

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