Mucus factory

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I have a cold and need to blow my nose all the time. The problem is that every time I blow my nose, I get a nosebleed. When I breathe through my mouth, I have a coughing fit. So I have to choose between not breathing, coughing up mucus, or blowing blood. FML
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kaijapapaya 0

Choose not breathing.

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alwa7sh 2

Add diarrhea and you have the perfect combination, something coming out of every hole :)

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swampstomper 0

go get a cheap bottle of saline solution & flush your sinuses. then start a humidifier in your room or hang a couple wet towels

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vbmg152 18

Bless your heart, honey! Me & my whole family had that crud & it's miserable!!! I hope you feel better soon. :-)

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musicismylife21 5

see I would choose nose bleed because that's the easiest thing to deal with...

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Prolusive 5

I'd choose to not breathe... it's less messy, or, at least you won't have to clean it up... ;) (that was a joke...) LOLYDIOP

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chiqui1331 0

Run your ass to the hospital!

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wtfsnickers 1

stop doing coke the nosebleeds will stop

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JizzBlitz 0

that sucks! I know exactly how you feel, I'm the same way when I'm sick.

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