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Motherly love

Anonymous - 18/01/2011 21:23 - United States

Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML

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bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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Anonymous - 26/01/2025 03:00 - Switzerland - Neuchatel

Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML

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me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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Let's go for a walk

jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:22 - Germany

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

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Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:20

"No really, I'm normal!" "Of course you are buddy, now hold my hand as we get off the train and we bring you home to your mommy"

stefluvsyou 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:15

awww my moms just like that

maxtheman 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 4:31

my mom cares about me, FML. Really? Now I can see it being an FML about the people on the train not believing you

Texast 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 5:15

your an ass

alipod 11

Wednesday 19 January 2011 5:27

look at the bright side of it. maybe special means precious to her. any real mother will do anything to make her childs save, happy, confident and aroud her as long as possible. in my opinion you are lucky to have a mother who cares of you. btw, this is the third time to post my reply through iphone fml, i hope it appears.

ZeeBest86 6

Wednesday 19 January 2011 5:45

that happens to me all the time!!! I have to repost at least three times before it goes on. **try number 2**

xStarKillerx 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:10

You guys are lucky. I've had to repost a lot more than three times for my comment to show up. I've already given up on some of them. If I'm lucky, this one will show up.

stevo918 3

Wednesday 19 January 2011 5:38

lol! sounds grand.

attatood 8

Wednesday 19 January 2011 5:53

You're special!... even without your helmet.

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Wednesday 19 January 2011 6:22

That's AWESOME! That means you can go in the ladies restroom and kick open stalls and say that you don't know better because you're retarded! Heck, a woman might offer to teach you how things work down there. Wait... Where have I seen this before?