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Mortifying

By whatashame - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:31

YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

sarah8909 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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Megweno 0

Monday 17 August 2009 18:39

That's nothing but eeww.

terror_twins 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:39

I have to wonder, why would you share this? it's disturbing and makes you look really creepy

pinkbunny19 1

Monday 15 February 2010 9:01

I touched my Dads Testicles by mistake before when i was waking him up in a dark room.

Alishmc 0

Friday 30 April 2010 5:18

...Ive actually done that too |D only i was side by side with my dad and he was wearing jeans. So the texture felt the same as his shirt

SweetCherriez06 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 4:32

...!! gross!!

yeahiknow0 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:30

Oh that's extremely awkward

TeenieAmerica 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:45

That's weird. YDI.

Nadinek98 0

Friday 12 November 2010 2:31

moron.

snowy6013 4

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:52

freak, y would u do that anyway?

birdfreak 24

Monday 24 January 2011 6:10

that's nasty

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