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whydoihavecats - - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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Danielle - 02/08/2020 08:08

Today, I was disassembling a tent after a week of camping when I felt a crunch under my bare foot. I lifted up the tarp I was standing on to find a now squashed mouse. Mice are my favorite animals, and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go camping again. FML

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Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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Anonymous - 31/05/2025 15:00 - China - Guangzhou

Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML

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YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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vetstudentdream - 15/04/2017 22:00 - Australia - Bellbowrie

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML

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iHappyFeet 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

more like **** the mouse's life

Wer3Wolf3 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

You should have been wearing sqeakers.

whatarethisss 23

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:26

Ughh, I stepped on a frog ones. I know how it feels.

XandraHart 15

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:30

Let me guess, cats?

tiredofwaiting 25

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:40

**** the poor mouse's life.

Ava_Darkflame 26

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:46

oh god.... ew, im so sorry... both for you and the mouse..

alphafish17 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:50

Where was the rest of the mouse?

Michael_Alex 7

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:50

Well how does it feel?

nadjakale 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 5:00

Oh my god, this happened to me just a few days ago! My cat brought me a "gift" and put it next to my desk chair, where I couldn't see it until I went to sit in my chair. I'm so sorry! It sucks really bad. ?

samlovesham1234 9

Wednesday 5 August 2015 5:03

Ewwwww! I don't know if that's worse than stepping on a live spider!

MdMan2 23

Wednesday 5 August 2015 5:29

"Some assbag stepped on me and squeezed the intestines out of me. FML"

WarMachine68 24

Wednesday 5 August 2015 6:05

the first time I read this, I skipped over the word "mouse" and was so overly concerned

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere. After getting dressed, I felt pain. Little did I know that I threw my underwear in an ant pile. I got bit down south, a lot. FML

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Today, at my job in a gas station, a customer who had previously driven off without paying came in to shout abuse at me because I had said in the police statement, "He looks about 60." He is apparently 55. He didn't come in to pay, he came in to swear at me. FML

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Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML

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Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed my condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML

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