Intimacy: Method acting

Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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Saturday 9 February 2013 12:04

Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!

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Well as long as the bf didn't notice...

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charvisioku 22

Monday 11 February 2013 14:17

Kinda amused by all the people saying "ZOMG WHY WOULD YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTER HAVE HER BOYFRIEND OVER!?????"... get over it. I have mine over all the time. Granted, we don't have sex with my parents in the next room, but since we're 20/22, it would be pretty weird if they were all "Oh god no, you must sleep in separate rooms. God forbid you share a BED!". Not everyone's parents are overprotective.