Facebook, Social Media and Love: Many such cases

Many such cases

By sadlife - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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ShadowLord 3

Thursday 6 January 2011 9:05

just post a pic if your hand.

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Thursday 6 January 2011 9:05

why even bother?

Comments

SoccerChick1424 6

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:59

You have been officially catfished

fantasyworld 37

Monday 11 August 2014 5:02

That's kind of creepy that you're using someone else's picture.

hurley12 30

Monday 5 January 2015 9:26

YDI. That's more pathetic than being single.

catmandont 5

Saturday 10 January 2015 5:26

That's ******* creepy

ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:59

Well that's not gonna last long.

399 41

Thursday 12 May 2016 5:01

lol

Shzusuziq11 11

Monday 28 October 2024 14:36

like people won't discover that's a photo on Google. not very smart of you

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