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By Eric Ngan - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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SpottedZebra42 14

That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!

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gottageek 17

Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.

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captainburke 5

Piece of shit I'd grab him and throw him in the microwave

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hazerdagreek 18

Am I the only person who thinks people who buy expensive vases are just asking for trouble? D:

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