Awkward, Clumsy and Keys: Lost

Lost

By p-man - 27/08/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML

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aero_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:08

Give up boating and pick up diving?

onigiriqueen 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:11

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THOSE THINGS WITH YOU ON A BOAT?! I get not having a safe place to put them-- but then why the HELL would you *jump out* of that boat and risk something happening to all of your shit? My GOD YDI for being such a dumbass!!! >_

Comments

lgzspectrum 2

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:20

Because you take your cell phone on a boat that is likely to tip over.

gpstyne 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 7:35

bullshit

Bree16 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 6:32

haha that sucks

georgepeters 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:36

well obviously your all right because you could post this so ...

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Monday 21 December 2009 21:40

look people: the question is not why did you bring those things on a boat, it's why did you jump in the boat? that is a horrible idea. unless, of course, you like losing everything you have on the floorboard of the boat..