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Little shit

Anonymous - 28/10/2010 04:44 - Canada

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML

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Braelynn - 26/01/2011 07:48

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

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We're all in hell

Looking4AnApartment - 16/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore

Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML

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Hard no

Eduardo - 18/04/2021 20:00

Today, my 30-year old cousin, who is unemployed, parasitic and never completed high-school, whose girlfriend is a crack addict, wants to move into my place. He was evicted from an apartment building two weeks ago for assaulting some neighbors. FML

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Anonymous - 11/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old cousin has been having raging temper tantrums, added to an inability to tell the truth, and a disturbingly sociopathic nature. I'm pretty sure I'm seeing a psychopath in the making, and I'm stuck living here for two months. FML

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Freeloadin' freewheelin'

Anonymous - 26/02/2022 04:00

Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML

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The creepy guy next door

Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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Asshats everywhere

404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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Anonymous - 22/06/2013 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML

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Rising Damp

Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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upintheorange 5

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:12

obey him. next time he goes in your room, be masturbating.

maphineRAWRS 10

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:11

how old is he? :S maybe he'll stop.. untill then I vote bear trap at your door. (:

persimmon 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 6:11

slap him the next time he does it

kittykat82 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:41

I'd kick the little ****** out

RileyL29 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:08

set traps.

sherivengeance 3

Wednesday 3 November 2010 14:15

hahahhaa that sucks dude but it's so funny

airforcebound 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 2:00

beat his ass he will quit

WaffleandEggs 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 9:30

Lock your door. Or hit him when he "scares" you. He'll stop.

cedarcliffe 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 15:35

Beat the shit out of him and lock the door. Bitch needs to learn not to **** with you.

NovaMarie 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 20:54

One of these nights, pretend to be sleeping, and when he comes in and screams, slap him. Apologize and claim you were having a nightmare - you'll stay out of trouble, but the experience will certainly stick with him. If his parents won't teach him common decency, SOMEONE has to.