Life comes at you fast - FML

Life comes at you fast

By Anonymous - 18/09/2025 15:00

Today, I’m 20, pregnant, and getting a divorce. I asked my soon to be ex why he even bothered marrying me in the first place. He said it’s because his parents “made him.” I can’t believe I’m going to be a pregnant divorcee before I’m even able to legally have my first drink. FML

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Yudith 25

Thursday 18 September 2025 18:36

At least you won't have trouble with your income tax when your ex moves out of your place, thanks to the divorce papers.

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Yudith 25

Thursday 18 September 2025 18:36

At least you won't have trouble with your income tax when your ex moves out of your place, thanks to the divorce papers.

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