Sex, Parents Intimacy Let me in

Let me in

miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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something - 16/02/2019 18:00

Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML

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Grounded

cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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Long walk home

zoe - 15/07/2022 22:00

Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML

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Stuck on you

Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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The key

Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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EvilPotato 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:19

Sex is way better than kids :P you've been overruled.

Aaronftw 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:20

Sometimes you just gotta take one for team

jatt07 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:46

I guess they were making a sibling to company you next time

little_monster21 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:01

least you know you're parents are happy together

brewers17 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:09

Sex first everything else 2nd

yepadoodles 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:35

doesn't matter, had sex!

Poetaster 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:04

Vids?

TheBigHater 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 7:21

Hope the night was worth it haha

purple91 8

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:15

Be interesting to know what the parents came up with as an excuse for locking the kid out.

purple91 8

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:17

also, lawl

hellonyancat 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:23

You should have started knocking on the window and shouting. They'd have stopped much sooner I'm sure. Also what were you wearing that you were freezing? It's not that cold in London right now.

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Thursday 3 November 2011 15:31

Parents need love too. Once you do get in, I'd calmly go to them and let them know the next time they want to have sex, just to put some underwear or tie on the door and you'll be MORE than happy to somewhere else to be....within the house and out of the cold =P