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Leave me alone !

failfailfail - 30/09/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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SocialAnxietySucks - 26/03/2014 03:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

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Quiet!

faaail - 24/03/2015 16:51 - Ireland - Cork

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

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Eyes on the prize

tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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Explosive

Lolo - 25/03/2025 03:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML

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Anonymous - - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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So brave

baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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Making an entrance

conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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justletitbeover - 28/05/2011 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML

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Ryan - 18/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML

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Hellsno 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:07

drama queen

Alphabetica 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:18

That's ridiculous. As if you'd do that during an exam, what a drama queen.

SecsNoises 6

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:29

lol, the invigilators stare at me during the exam, it's really weird :S Still wouldn't say it's something to get up and scream about. YDI.

nirvan5a 1

Friday 6 November 2009 18:43

calm down, man.

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 21 November 2009 4:03

IT'S PARANOIA TIEM!1!

g0downer15 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 21:27

WTF how do you know how much time you have left without noticing a clock behind you

andyj1324 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:03

blonde moment?

gader 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:58

Have you heard about"Self-confident" ever?!!! dumb

plasticspoon 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 8:11

You knew you were 20 minutes in but yet you didnt know that the clock was behind you? Ydi

TheEpicPies 15

Thursday 1 December 2011 3:51

That's the best!

Steffi 26

Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:11

108- OP could have had a watch.

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Thursday 18 October 2012 5:24

When the world revolves around you.... Must be nice :)

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