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barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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Jaxx66 21

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:53

Wtf is his problem? OP that's more than screwed up! I hope you two had a chat or a flung bucket to straighten it out.

Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:54

may have to check, but he might be a fan of buckethead

maddienoelle 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:49

I could say some not nice things about your father.

Elite_bnb13 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:06

What an asshole! Really!!

BuhBuhBoomer 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:28

You should push his face into some boiling water for a laugh.

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:30

what a douche

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:30

what a douche

nvo 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:44

Wtf ... get better soon and kick him in the nuts. For a laugh. Or better yet: move out as soon as possible

auddylynne 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:14

Oh! that's awful!

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Thursday 12 January 2012 7:49

Now it's your turn!

Travis95_fml 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:41

When he is sick do the same to him also your dad is an asshole.

moomoomeow2 7

Friday 13 January 2012 1:48

That's horrible!

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