School: J'accuse...! - FML

J'accuse...!

By hockeymango57 - 24/09/2017 23:15

Today, one of my friends blew a giant vape cloud and the principal saw and called us into his office. We blamed each other, so the principal checked both of our backpacks. Apparently, my friend snuck his pen into my bag somehow. I don't even vape. FML

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Allie614032 34

Sunday 24 September 2017 1:46

Not sure that person should be considered your "friend" anymore...

arioch_fml 20

Sunday 24 September 2017 23:37

Light his pants on fire,and then call him a liar. The principal couldn't argue against that proof.

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Chazzster 29

Tuesday 26 September 2017 4:21

Clearly this classmate was not a friend. Sorry OP you lost a person you thought was a friend.

CeCe184 17

Tuesday 26 September 2017 5:15

assholes that vape give vapers a bad name. sorry your friend is an asshole. sincerely, a non asshole vaper.

Boomi 38

Tuesday 26 September 2017 20:32

Time for you to get a new friend

DerpyBoi 6

Tuesday 24 October 2017 18:43

Damn, backstabber ;-;

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