Work I'm pissed

I'm pissed

lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML

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Leaked

honeybee2487 - 30/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML

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Pumped-up Tanks

DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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Hang in there

bs_happens - - United States

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML

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DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Retail stinks

Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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TW: Gross

mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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Too demanding

Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML

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null_fml 11

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:12

Should have gone home to shower and change. Claimed a health hazard due to unsanitary working conditions.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:16

You're a ******* idiot if you stayed covered in piss. Wtf is wrong with you?

toekneeuh 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:52

Tell your boss you love him and give him a big hug! (:

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Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:45

Then they could have taken a shower together. A pee free one.

Nicoleismyname 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:14

If the pipe was fixed how did you end up covered in piss?

shamille 5

Sunday 23 August 2009 15:28

i know, right? hopefully they didn't pay the repairers. oh hey and they could've used the money they saved to make up for the few hours the OP would've taken to get cleaned up and change.

jc21_fml 1

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:17

sick ! i would've said, **** you! , i'm gonna take a shower and ill be back. ( in a terminator kind of way )

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:18

he, no need to get THAT pissed off

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:20

hey* /fail

null_fml 11

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:59

Well there was no need for him to get THAT pissed on, either.

Luckster 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:27

That's just so unsanitary, I felt like vomiting just reading this! Can't your workplace get in trouble for making you work in such conditions?

fif1189 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:37

Pics or it didn't happen! Seriously though, that blows. You should've just gone home, showered, changed, and come back. Couldn't have taken that long.

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Sunday 23 August 2009 10:43

Ewwww jesus. That is sick. How did you even manage to concentrate on work while you smelled like piss?

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Sunday 23 August 2009 11:06

I belive that with a body fluid exposure, you have the right to leave and clean up. You might want to look in to that as you may find you could soon own part of the company. ESPECIALLY if you get sick. NOT COOL!! Call your state Board of Health or OSHA.