I'm a wreck

UnderConstruction - 04/05/2012 14:34 - Canada - Pickering

Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML
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TwitchingNebula 17

Don't keep condoms in your wallet. They dry out and crack and you can get someone pregnant by using them.

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rubberduckie94 13

Either the size or the fact op is old enough to drive a car, yet still uses a Velcro wallet.

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mrphychrs 5

you keep change in your velcro wallet... I bet you never use those condoms

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jaredofmo 22

It's a party, y'all!

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poohappens26 0

U were worried about the condoms vs the accident. Are u 13? Ydi

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thetoxiclion 4

I'm going to hell for laughing at this, aren't I?

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havocmike 3

C'mon, that's funny

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kitsune3 20

Um...why the **** did the nurse take your wallet?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Um, where the **** else are they going to find ID?

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scarletpenguin 16

#77 Hospitals do that when they need to know your name, address and etc. to put into their hospital computers since many patients are not in the condition to give their own info at the time if they're rushed to the hospital in an emergency. Duh. When I was rushed to the hospital, they did the same with me to get my ID. Got it? Sheesh.

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Glassmaster 0

Because apparently wrecking your car and getting rushed to the interview isn't a big deal compared to getting laughed at for having small change and condoms in your wallet.

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DMarie217 0

Well hey " safety " first right!? Lol

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