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By samantha - 23/06/2020 02:02

Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML

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Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

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Baby_123 8

Tuesday 23 June 2020 2:34

That sounds like something a twelve year old would say.

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Tuesday 23 June 2020 3:11

I would've asked for his boss.

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boogerjt 6

Tuesday 23 June 2020 20:31

Enjoy looking young while you can you won’t look that way forever.

boogerjt 6

Tuesday 23 June 2020 20:31

Enjoy looking young while you can you won’t look that way forever.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 24 June 2020 0:27

Show her your id, if she refuses ask to speak to the manager.

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