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By Harry641 - 23/02/2016 22:53 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML

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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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Wednesday 24 February 2016 10:37

I don't know why she's pissed. You know her as well as her own mother!

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Calling the birthday ruined over this sound very dramatic.

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najajensen 9

Thursday 25 February 2016 22:43

What did you give her? :)

Killnot123 6

Saturday 3 September 2016 23:51

She seems like one of those girls from sweet 16

MarkArren 11

Thursday 19 April 2018 19:04

No you ruin someone's birthday when you get her a blue car when she wanted a red one.

123Puppy 33

Saturday 1 August 2020 22:08

She’s not very understanding...

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