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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 04:04 - United States

Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML

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Tiffani Carter 6

Saturday 21 September 2019 4:15

Since you’re posting this...at least you’re alive?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 September 2019 8:48

Don't be a sap -- enjoy the free syrup! I'm trying to branch out into tree puns, but I'm stumped, so I'll just leaf.

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Tiffani Carter 6

Saturday 21 September 2019 4:15

Since you’re posting this...at least you’re alive?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 September 2019 8:48

Don't be a sap -- enjoy the free syrup! I'm trying to branch out into tree puns, but I'm stumped, so I'll just leaf.

bobsanction 18

Saturday 21 September 2019 18:56

Inside the house or the tree?

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