Health: Harsh

Harsh

By mugs - 12/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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Megbo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 23:13

Truth.

kagome_eb 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 23:13

hahaha am sorry he is right, don't ask people questions unless you want to hear the true.

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Girlhomie1o1 16

Thursday 24 November 2016 0:10

Don't ask the question if you can't handle the answer haha. Simple

Ovenmitwearer 6

Tuesday 6 June 2017 4:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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