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By hushnow - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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You deserved it 3 773

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By kilo1_13 - 04/06/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

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You deserved it 2 528

By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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Dirty girl

By Alyssa - 28/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Macon

Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 538

You deserved it 248

By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 146

You deserved it 39 084

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

"Snowglobes" I chortled.

katy513 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

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Mourningstar 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:42

There is ALWAYS a choice!!!

lekiat 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:07

should have given him a hug instead

Schiffy 18

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:40

You should have just held out your other hand

danman113 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:58

snowglobes.... very cool name for them :3

lemonzone25 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:07

Haha snowglobes :) FYL OP

FatElie 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 7:56

Print out the Man Laws and show them to him. It clearly states that while you are allowed to scratch, there is to be no 'handshaking' thereafter.

ters19 10

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:11

sounds yummy lol jk (no ****)

beast72 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:52

bahahaha who the hell calls them snowglobes!?

HannahPaloozah 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:56

wats a telugu ?

HannahPaloozah 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:59

u shoulda shook his other hand or been like " ah no, I kno where that's been "

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