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Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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Awkward much?

iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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.... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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Sky Deleter - 04/03/2025 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML

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talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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BitchPlease18 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:20

Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...

CoolAidIsMyName 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:17

Did she?

Chad_the_Brony 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 15:09

To me, it would be ironic if your dad was divorced multiple times. It would run in the family, and not be your fault. Not that I wish that on your family, I just thought it would be something you could use against him.

koolaidkyle 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:57

HAHA your dad loves you.

merser 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:59

aww well at least he he loves you

gtaguy1217 10

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:23

Supportive dad I see.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:57

If you two were serious enough for you to take her home to meet your parents, why didn't she already know that you'd been married twice? That seems like a pretty big thing to hide.

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 3 June 2012 23:20

Papa, don't preach! No? Father knows best? ok ok, but seriously, he makes it sound like getting married to you is being led to execution or something... How did your previous marriages fall out? Maybe Op's dad is a meddling jerk but eh, both sides need to elaborate on their cases more before i hit either FYL or YDI.