Got the sniffles

Jizzyface - 29/12/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML
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Daydreamer4466 6

Cum on everyone does it. Tell her to get over it.

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schnitzel123 11

lmao that's hella funny

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graphicstyle7 17

Er, lock your door like everyone else does?

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Jennaflamingo 14

I'd assume you'd be caught if you had it all over your face anyway though

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kbolt89 5

Or you could have just said nothing and thrown the tissue out, but why would she ask anyway if there was nothing to be suspicious about? Unless of course she had walked in on you masturbating enough times to believe that if you were holding a tissue you were automatically masturbating. Sounds like a privacy issue.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

There's this awesome invention called a door lock. Perhaps you should invest in one, or use it if you already own one. I can't believe THAT'S the most valid excuse you could think of to hide your deed. /facepalm

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permaband_usr 14

the use of "/facepalm" was well played.

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