Intimacy: Good moaning - FML

Good moaning

By jackson - 06/09/2010 17:02 - United States

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Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

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ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:34

why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI

BJTrock 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:35

were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way

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gcmest4ever 1

Tuesday 7 September 2010 7:00

Your awkward.

CuttinCowgirl 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 7:14

nice one

bloobelly 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 7:27

lol. LMFAO! your in my favourite.

WickedWendigoX 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 7:34

obby.. doggie style!

sxm 13

Tuesday 7 September 2010 7:46

are you hot classy sisters?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 7 September 2010 15:31

YDI for not being able to tell the difference between a dog snoring and orgasmic moaning. Apparently your sex life is a bit lacking.

ZomgWeAreClubKid 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 17:43

Hahaha, you just made yourself look like an ass. They probably knew you were alone in the room..

Igor_g5 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 19:00

Your sisters moaning sounds like dogs snoring? Why were you moaning back?

adins1997 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 2:02

ydi for having a sister that sounds like a dog

lizzilla8297 2

Wednesday 8 September 2010 5:48

pretending to make moaning noises? you mean they can't make real moaning noises?

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