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Glory days

By Anonymous - 03/12/2023 10:00 - United States - Richmond

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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nirvanatwerks 1

Monday 4 December 2023 1:57

it’s not too late to leave her cuz that’s strange bro

poltyyy 2

Monday 4 December 2023 7:13

are you sure she’s not cheating

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nirvanatwerks 1

Monday 4 December 2023 1:57

it’s not too late to leave her cuz that’s strange bro

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are you sure she’s not cheating

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