Getting The Party Started By FML Videos - 21/10/2018 00:00 Bird's gone wild! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 85 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 260 You deserved it 14 933
Today, it's been a week since my mother died. She had no life insurance and was over $20,000 in debt, plus her hospital/funeral bills. My father wants nothing to do with me as she was a one night stand and he never paid child support. I'm behind on rent and bills because I'm injured from work. Thanks for nothing, mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 490 You deserved it 142
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 946 You deserved it 5 937
Today, I discovered that when you suddenly get channels that you didn't have before, it doesn't mean there was a glitch and you're getting free TV, it just means that your son called the cable company and had your plan changed so you get every conceivable channel at a hugely increased price. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 781 You deserved it 5 279
Today, I got my period two days early. I have really bad cramps and my lower back hurts pretty bad. I'm getting over having bronchitis, I wanted to relax, but instead my mother had the bright idea to walk around the mall for two hours. We sat in traffic for another hour before we made it home. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 181 You deserved it 137
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 519 You deserved it 9 278
Today, I was at a store. I asked if I needed a key for their bathroom, and they said the door was open. I have to walk past them to go in and out of the bathroom. Thirty seconds later, they used the key and walked in on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 739 You deserved it 103
Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 363 You deserved it 3 725