Fridge Fail By FML Approved - 23/10/2017 21:00 - United States - New York Yeah... That was just stupid. I agree, your life sucks 295 You deserved it 454 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML I agree, your life sucks 555 You deserved it 71
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML I agree, your life sucks 79 780 You deserved it 4 696
Today, my dad accused me of being illiterate when I used a word he'd never heard of, saying it sounded like lazy slang, and that it wasn't a real word. He then yelled at me for being a "smartass who's always right" when I read aloud the definition from his 1978 copy of Webster's dictionary. Guess he's not enthused. FML I agree, your life sucks 555 You deserved it 104
Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 148 You deserved it 3 534
Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 348 You deserved it 5 706
Today, I hope to tell my roommate that I want to leave and never look back, because I'm done with the bird and the dogs and the hair and shit everywhere. I can't anymore. My brain is going to explode. FML I agree, your life sucks 448 You deserved it 96
Duhhhh!