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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 26/10/2009 16:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

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By tom0441 - 22/10/2011 08:34 - Reserved

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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spillproof 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:05

Oh wow. Hope the dog was okay.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 12:12

Do people not realize where they're kicking? Or look around first? Seriously, what are we coming to?

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sarumanthewhite 0

Monday 1 June 2009 14:43

LOL @ 6, 10, 15 & 16

Vasir 2

Monday 1 June 2009 14:44

7- He's trolling and your just feeding him

Leaveittosteven 0

Monday 1 June 2009 14:46

Oh no, you kicked a dog in the head, it's all over for you

eff_it_d00d 0

Monday 1 June 2009 14:52

NOT an fml. wah.

sarumanthewhite 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:31

#24 yeah of course if you can find her

genius_man16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:32

How did you not notice the dog? Do you fail that badly at seeing? YDI

johnnyub40 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:06

Exactly how does this FYL?

randomdude1234 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:54

Can a mod just close this thread already people are being idiots on it.

kb26hockey 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:03

haha totally agree with #4 y'all need to work on your sarcasm.

airhead27 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:05

who is this fml in the money section ???

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