Students, Party Miscellaneous Fake it til you make it - FML

Fake it til you make it

freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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Nice try

Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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ItaliczZz - 12/10/2011 08:13 - Australia

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

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Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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Ouch

Anonymous - 16/02/2010 07:26 - United States

Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

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Boom boom boom

Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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Home alone

Jdogg - 15/11/2025 00:00

Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML

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ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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Patience

lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:08

Fail. YDI.

maz255 10

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:10

wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?

Crystalosophy 0

Monday 9 May 2011 6:39

Just be yourself and don't feel like you have to prove anything to anyone.

FAYUL12345100 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 22:34

Why did you need to fake a loud and annoying party to prove something meaningless to people you don't even know?

nosferatu4444 10

Monday 22 August 2011 13:15

you deserve this SO bad that you should be in prisson

CommanderBalls 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:49

Stupid freshman

ashbaby2014 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:15

Wow this is why your a loser

redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 25 October 2012 5:28

This reminds me of Jennamarbles' episode about her crappy neighbor who throws parties for and only for herself.

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Friday 18 January 2013 8:51

OP is an idiot.

Elfkid21 19

Wednesday 1 May 2013 9:29

dude... i know I'm lame myself but if I'm going to get a noise violation tacked to me, I'm going to have ******* deserved it! lol

SideOfTheAngels 23

Saturday 21 June 2014 6:27

That is pathetic.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:41

Man, you are such a loser.

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