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Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

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BoredomKillsinc 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:06

disown them

oliver86 8

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:59

younger kids always get their way

DusktheKat 12

Friday 12 July 2013 5:01

Guess who's the favorite child...

DanceGenius1205 5

Tuesday 19 November 2013 4:29

I am so sorry. If my parent's don't show up for my wedding because my brother doesn't want to go I will throw him off the edge of a cliff!

doglover100 28

Saturday 8 March 2014 0:44

They have messed up priorities.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 17 December 2014 3:49

Good priorities.

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 4 June 2015 5:11

Dafuq?!

mike3775 36

Friday 26 August 2022 11:42

Are you still married after 12 years?

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Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML

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Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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Today, my adult son is visiting, sick on my couch with influenza A. He's spent all week screaming about how anti vaxxers are stupid, but admits that he didn't get a flu shot because, "they don't work." I got my flu shot and still got sick because I'm immunocompromised. He fails to see the irony. FML

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Today, I went to a seminar about non-prejudice and acceptance. I spent the whole time being made fun of because of my pink shirt. FML

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Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML

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