Miscellaneous: Dude, seriously? - FML

Dude, seriously?

By nuberific - 05/03/2009 18:45 - Canada

Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 23:13

And I thought seeing old ladies' saggy **** in the changing room at YMCA was bad..

Rawer 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:04

That must have been scary o.o

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HallahBackGirl 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 17:14

That man sure knows how to live his life!

ginger528 4

Monday 13 June 2016 6:10

I remember an ifunny post with a picture of an old guy doing exactly that...

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