Sex, Awkward Intimacy Didn't see you there

Didn't see you there

eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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Pull up

ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Lock it up

stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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Caught in 404pp

danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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What ARE you doing?

jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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This is wrong

WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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smurfer 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:34

YDI, I feel sorry for your dad tbh

JCadle90 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:35

hope you were using protection then your dad shouldn't be as mad... nice job having sex with parnets home

GinterSauce 0

Friday 18 December 2009 21:25

awesome...

luluca_fml 0

Friday 18 December 2009 21:38

Did you ask him to join?

eoghanface 0

Friday 18 December 2009 22:19

THINMINT! THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

movies12 0

Friday 18 December 2009 22:20

Yes, I agree that sucks. But why were u having sex with your dad in the house? Like that's a bit risky if u ask me.

VegHead13 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 20:13

Maybe that's wat they like about it ; )

DassshNT 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 21:31

Maybee he had just gotten there, which would explain why they left the door unlocked?

ashleysmashleyyy 0

Friday 18 December 2009 22:41

fuckkk

snafu57 1

Friday 18 December 2009 23:16

You know, being dominated is pretty cool at times too. But seriously, get it on at his house and give his dad a shot.

movies12 0

Friday 18 December 2009 23:24

OMFG #20 I made a mistake sorry. Can't people make mistakes.

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Friday 18 December 2009 23:29

Why was your dad "horrified?". Are you 13 and your boyfriend 62? Or is your technique just that bad? Or do you look kind of like your mom and your dad wasn't wearing his glasses? I gots ta know!