Didn't see ya there

stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
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Welshite 39

You should learn to crawl before you walk.

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autinyork 6

The way you said you smacked your face ahahaha. I'm sorry OP though :(

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Gittoh 21

might have lighten up the mood at a boring baby shower!

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volkener12 1

"No need to pay for entertainment ladies" funny stuff

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sunnyray812 42

It's obvious your feet are planning your death.

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PrincessCastiel 27

Maybe someday the baby can teach you to walk

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tomwantssnow 14

Or maybe they could try to learn together

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gracehi 31

And this is why men shouldn't go to baby showers. They get cursed by the klutz gods.

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sourgirl101 28

But why not? I like that there are now Co-Ed Baby Showers. Both mine were! It's also the Dad's baby and why not have his male friends invited too? My husband (secretly) loves tagging along to them and always volunteers to play the games. He's a pro at blindfold baby food tester. (:

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gracehi 31

Traditionally men don't attend baby showers. I realize not everyone follows tradition. It was a joke.

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MixedGurl97 10

I hope you're not clumsy when the baby comes..

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soullyfe 33

Well, since he went 'went to a baby shower with my wife' and 'walked into their door', I'm going to assume they are not the ones expecting a child.

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Jeisler 11

Wouldn't you have noticed the cold if the door were open?

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marcusadam21 2

Wonder who felt worse. You or your wife?

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