Denied

By Josie Stiger - 19/03/2020 05:00

Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML

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And they call it puppy love…

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Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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randybryant799 20

Monday 11 October 2021 19:22

I don't blame him. He's not interested.

distortedcognition 17

Saturday 21 March 2020 6:50

I didn’t get anything ;). Take a breath, if they don’t notice you they aren’t worth your time, love. Trust me on this

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distortedcognition 17

Saturday 21 March 2020 6:50

I didn’t get anything ;). Take a breath, if they don’t notice you they aren’t worth your time, love. Trust me on this

boogerjt 6

Saturday 21 March 2020 22:02

Kick him in the nuts and when he can breath again hand him the note.

randybryant799 20

Monday 11 October 2021 19:22

I don't blame him. He's not interested.

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