Embarrassing, Music and Miscellaneous: David Lee Roth? - FML

David Lee Roth?

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

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That1guybob 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 12:21

I'd clap.

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 14 November 2009 12:34

Now you're not the lead singer, it's Bleed singer! :)

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DAYDR3AM3R 13

Friday 27 March 2015 15:19

You deserve even more applause because you didn't stop the show just so you wipe the blood. That is quite honorable, my friend.

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