Love, Weddings and Marriage: Dad! No!

Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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Saturday 8 July 2017 22:34

This made me LOL. Maybe your father is now realizing that your an adult woman. Congratulations on your marriage OP. :D

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Saturday 8 July 2017 23:54

It's hard to find a wedding dress that isn't strapless these days, and it's even more difficult to find one that doesn't show cleavage. I thought wedding dresses were supposed to symbolize purity and be modest. Not these days! It was a nightmare finding one for my own wedding, what with either strapless and/or low-cut. Gah! But hey, at least your dad didn't say something like he wished you weren't getting married or hates the groom. :D