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Creeper

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

linstar 13

Monday 22 April 2013 9:00

not as romantic as they make it look in the movies, is it.

IAMVINCE 11

Monday 22 April 2013 9:01

Run.

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ForeverAloneGal 23

Monday 22 April 2013 20:15

But, she looooves you!

richardcolo 1

Monday 22 April 2013 20:33

My concern with this is how does one get through 4 states in two hours? Can't even get through airport security that fast...

duckit 0

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:39

You could probably hit it

andrejba69 14

Tuesday 23 April 2013 5:43

edit your Facebook privacy settings

mimiloveee21 1

Tuesday 23 April 2013 6:37

holy ****, run.

bigwill240 4

Tuesday 23 April 2013 7:43

Damn it took her two hours to drive across four states how fast was she going

khildebrand2294 9

Wednesday 24 April 2013 16:12

Thts just creepy...

kthsdm 12

Wednesday 24 April 2013 16:51

It's love.. you whispered to her soul!

littlemissjayy 8

Wednesday 24 April 2013 19:06

Then take her back

Fedezzer 20

Wednesday 8 May 2013 22:47

I think she needs to monitored, for her family's sake.

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