Toxic workspace, Sexism and Work: Creeper alert!

Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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girrzimm 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

i'm pretty sure thats illegal

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OMG what a perv...lol

Comments

KarmaHatesUs 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:34

I think I'll just throw this out to the people on the man's side with the argument that "It was her fault because she was dressed inappropriately": a) You have no idea what she was wearing. b) Your argument insinuates that if cleavage is at all visible at any angle or in any position, the man is forced/obligated to both stare and make a perverted comment, and/or that he doesn't have a choice over whether he does it. To the OP: report him.

TheLizardKing 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:37

Good job

SweetieLish 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:38

It's not appropriate to be showing cleavage at work unless you're a stripper, so it's your own fault. And if you're a stripper, you really should be used to it by now.