Love Creeped out

Creeped out

bezoar10 - 04/04/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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Anonymous - 24/01/2025 08:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML

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kill me - 20/06/2017 04:00

Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML

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TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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SuperBunny - - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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hpnerd 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:42

Yeah.. requesting the cute waiter is creepy. YDI.

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

well dont make it so obvious and act like a creeper.

jayhawk63 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:47

#4-->fail. If you're going to use caps lock, at least spell correctly. Also, that is kind of creepy...

KiwiBlu 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:54

Creeper, much? That's really kinda scary... o.O

Reasonable_man 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:16

At least it was the other waiter saying that. The cute one might not think your creepy. Sucks a little bit that he didn't stand up for you though, but that is hard and it doesn't seem like he knows you that well. If the cute one didn't reciprocate the negative comments, ask for his number!

terimaa 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:42

@15: FAIL. you're an idiot. if people didn't change the meanings of words we wouldn't be speaking modern english. so get the stick out of your ass and get over it. :D aaaand it IS pretty creepy to request a waiter in this context.. obviously he and other people can tell that it's because you think he's cute. maybe try not to be so obvious? :X

oal753 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:50

lmao #33!

gilj 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:05

act like a creeper, get called creepy. end of story.

Meow34 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:15

Maybe you should act a little bit normal next time.

Meow34 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:19

LMFAO. I'M NUMBER 69. Funny stuff.

shadow21_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:27

@69 I don't think there should be a next time... OP you should stop while you're aware people think you are creepy at this particular restaurant. Now whether or not you want to try this again at a different restaurant and be aware of this situation is- well I wouldn't do it, but if its your thing then try it again somewhere else. But I would honestly suggest just sticking with the waiter you're given.

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Sunday 5 April 2009 3:33

lolol yeah sorry i would find that odd and a bit creepy... to request a waiter despite NOT knowing him personally. and requesting him even when your mom is there. hahaha.