Creepy, Parents Intimacy Creeped out

Creeped out

shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Uncanny

ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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- 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

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Icepick in the ears time

Anonymous - 08/09/2012 11:38 - United States - Salem

Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

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Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Noise complaint

scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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herbasaur 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 20:16

maybe it was your girlfriend O.o

illmatic2 16

Sunday 22 August 2010 20:01

My first guess would be your dog.

giantpinksextoy 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:19

ydi for calling it intercourse

bennyboy111 7

Monday 23 August 2010 13:56

it could hav been ur gf ******* ur dad I bet u never thought of that op

Chibbbles 0

Monday 23 August 2010 14:35

168 - Win. :)

silisand_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 14:51

Oedipus Rex!

P5yko 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:02

wow number 12... ur a dumbass.

turtles1321 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:50

naenae had a pic up 2 so stfu hottie2hottie

Dani_Turner 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:58

what if your girlfriends in bed with your dad? hahahaahaha

ayychihuahua 0

Monday 23 August 2010 19:40

aww my dog was named remy too! but we had to put her to sleep a couple months ago :[

MadamGeek 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:18

*shudder* Creepy.

jjrebel26 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:33

ydi because u want to bang your mom

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Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

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Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML

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Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate vacuuming at 7 a.m. I was annoyed because I had stayed up late, but then I realized she was vacuuming in the kitchen… at 7 a.m. because the broom "wasn't powerful enough." I gave her the benefit of the doubt until she started vacuuming my bedroom floor while I was still in bed. FML

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Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

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