Control freak

By Anonymous - 08/01/2026 20:00

Today, I told my girl to go upstairs and change her shorts to pants since my friends were over watching the game. She came back down wearing even shorter booty shorts and a tube top. I was so pissed, I couldn’t even enjoy the match, and I know my friends are never gonna let me live this down. FML
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Sagar Nair 12

Maybe don’t be telling your girl what to wear and instead find new and decent friends

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Vesi 29

Dude. It is HER body. She can wear whatever she wants. You have NO right to tell her what to wear or not wear. And if your friends can't or won't keep their eyes to themselves, you need new friends. Quit taking advice from those misogynistic "alpha" males who think they own women.

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mike3775 36

So your daughter has to change what she wears because your friends are coming over? Looks like you need better friends if you are that concerned

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jlc82 11

pretty sure he's talking about a girlfriend and I say good for her.

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mike3775 36

Thanks. My comment still stands though. If he has to ask, he has creepy friends.

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thinman12345 16

“My girl” normally refers to a partner rather than a child.

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Sagar Nair 12

Maybe don’t be telling your girl what to wear and instead find new and decent friends

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GoogieWithers 23

Think you have a friend problem.

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Vesi 29

Dude. It is HER body. She can wear whatever she wants. You have NO right to tell her what to wear or not wear. And if your friends can't or won't keep their eyes to themselves, you need new friends. Quit taking advice from those misogynistic "alpha" males who think they own women.

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sirrubberduckie 36

Why do you or your friends care what she wears if she doesn't? Tell them to STFU and keep their eyes on the game.

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