Break-ups and Love: Circle of love

Circle of love

By HellaBomber91 - 05/12/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML

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Luckster 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:08

Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.

LemonStarship 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:10

Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?

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pitt_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:41

this made me laugh. nice.

naana1 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:29

that girl has som crazy exusess she's a crazy train

SleepyHead34 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 3:42

well fck tht bitch u can do so much betta;)

mrmerino 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 14:32

creepy... maybe she's lying

poppywinkle 5

Monday 21 February 2011 5:07

that they know of..

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 14 April 2011 1:05

Ha relationship fail

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks but it's still funny

luvonsarah 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 22:35

You actually went to ask her entire family and friends? I can see why she broke up with you.

synthetictruism 18

Friday 22 June 2012 14:20

May be they were imaginary too. In fact, perhaps the girlfriend was imaginary as well!

mknight789 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 14:58

You need to bitch-slap that hoe

cc88 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:28

Maybe she didnt tell anyone.

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