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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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SDee1234 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

Cortezthe1st 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

Comments

Dcm210 19

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:32

What kind of **** were you watching?

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:59

why does it matter?

Troubletrumpet 2

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:39

NSA father

chronickX 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:43

Probably because you muted the ****.

thatsadviolinist 4

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:53

your history might be on a home drive basically everyone else connected to it can see that history just saying

Ali_Br_fml 33

Saturday 17 May 2014 18:01

What, like they're all signed into the same Google chrome or something like that? It could be something as simple as him still having a visible erection, or a wet spot, or he just looked guilty...or the dad came in because he could hear him going at it from a mile away.

Dontalktome 9

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:04

Just because you muted the computer doesn't mean you're not making sounds. Squeaky chair and a closed laptop when the door opens is a dead giveaway....