YDI for being a lying, molesting cat rapist. We all know you didn't get completely naked to give your cat a shower. You got completely naked to try to rape your cat. YDI you sicko.

Heh, you're lucky you didn't also get a night at the county jail on top of all your troubles. Sick ****.

Are you retarded? Cats clean themselves, dillhole. And when you give them a bath, it only makes them stink more (if the cat was stinking already). And what the hell? If it was normal to wash cats, who gives it a shower? Don't 'normal' people give their dogs baths (since most people wash dogs, NOT cats)? So if you gave your cat a bath, you wouldn't have been naked because it wouldn't be 'convenient'. Unless you like to sit naked inside a tub with a cat.

The doctor gave you an 8 inch butthole? Did he at least use lube? Also, dipshit, they make shampoo that doesn't require water. Enjoy the "swollen manparts" while you can!

Wow! That sucks. But seriously how did you think it was a good idea to take a shower and wash your cat at the same time! You're lucky you didn't die from blood loss.

that is exactly why you dont buy ******* cats. would a dog ever do that? no. they would sit there and let u wash them.

Okay....this is an obvious bullshit fml because it is impossible to have an 8 inch hole from a needle. go look at a ruler and see how big that is. most needles are 1 mm or less. stop posting bullshit fml's and everyone stop commenting on this asshole

Who above the age of 3 would even consider washing a cat in the shower. Everyone knows cats hate water, are afraid of loud noises, and the vast majority hide from the rain. You were asking to be viciously clawed

You really do deserve it. And, you're a liar. There are no 8" needles, you retard

Uhm, if anyone tried putting a needle in my butt, I'd kick them D;