Work, Cars and Awkward: Bye!

Bye!

By Anonymous - 24/08/2025 14:00 - Ireland

Today, I was finishing up an internship so while driving past the other interns I said, "Bye losers!" as a joke. It turns out that the CEO was with them and fully heard me yell that. FML

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And OP, they say, was the real loser that day.

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Be gracious in losing. Be TWICE as gracious in winning.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 25 August 2025 1:48

And OP, they say, was the real loser that day.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 26 August 2025 16:07

Be gracious in losing. Be TWICE as gracious in winning.

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