Clothes and Miscellaneous: Brain wormed

Brain wormed

By dumbAssCollegeStudent - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML

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Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML

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Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

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Friday 4 March 2016 13:46

Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.

PuppiesKisses 19

Friday 4 March 2016 13:47

Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?

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nentenkupo 16

Saturday 14 April 2018 7:17

You probably haven't been sleeping enough. Get some rest.

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